I am contemplating divorcing social media. I don’t hate it. In fact, I often really enjoy it. But in the aggregate, I feel like it’s bad for my life. For instance, I love seeing my friends photos on Instagram, and I enjoy having a place to post photos that make me happy without having to think/work too hard about it.…

Not only did I read the article, but I also understand how Weight Watchers works and the basic addition necessary to keep track of points. I’m also aware of the fact that WW has been around long before apps and having WW keep track of your points is a new thing - it used to be your responsibility. My mother was a…

HERE FOR YOU.

Agreed on all points. We are built about the same except her legs are like four times longer than mine.

It’s her tummy that really did it for me, too! If I sat hunched over like that my stomach would look about the same (though when I stand it just makes one big pooch at the bottom. Thanks PCOS!). I’m probably a few inches shorter than she is, though maybe roughly the same weight, and looking at her makes me feel like…

I thought she looked incredible in Trainwreck and was jealous of her figure...now that I look at her photo, it’s nice to see that she has the same tummy as I do.

Except her legs are sent from heaven and I don’t think anyone has gams that nice.

Ok, this may be hokey, but looking at Amy Schumer’s photo really did make me feel empowered and beautiful. My body doesn’t look so different from her body there, but when I’ve seen her in clothes she’s always seemed really beautiful, which makes me feel like all those mornings I’ve spent staring at myself thinking I…

JFC poor Kim. Zero snark.

Athleisure? Is this like the one-word version of the meme joke “Your pants say yoga but your ass says McDonald’s”?

sorry I thought we were quote gwen stefanie lyrics but then I realized that I was wrong.

my penance

I’ll be on the digital side. I wouldn’t make you guys subscribe to a print rag, you’d just clutter up the house with them!

When she’s in I-bee-tha is she known as Par-ith?

She’s Big In Japan.

I prefer the lizlemon apparel line.

Best sitting around lounge clothes: Target’s Gilligan & O’Malley pj’s line. SO SOFT.

I’ll have to look that one up, I love Key & Peele!

As an apple shaped gal with killer stems, I would take some cellulite on my thighs to have a more proportional waist.

I’m going straight to hell for laughing at it every time it starts again.

But MJ’s kids have routinely — and with believable delivery — said he was a great dad to them. Maybe after a few more years in the normal world they’ll experience a mental record scratch and be like, “Oh... wait... so that was kinda weird, after all...”?