Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

I am going to miss you.

I actually removed it before the post went live but it takes a second for Kinja to catch up.

Thank you thank you!!!

Right? The characters are notoriously stupid as shit.

To quote Bubbles from “Trailer Park Boys” when describing Jacob, he looks like a twiggy alien man.

That’s the least creepy I’ve ever seen Cumberbatch look.

Thanks Foxy. My brother wants us to meet his new girlfriend this thanksgiving so I don't want to let him down, but I'm doing my own thing for Christmas this year. I don't want it to seem like I'm running away from the problem but it feels like the only choice I have.

She will. She tends to come back after a few days and act like nothing ever happened and me being who I am, I simply just bury it deep inside and try to move on. Until the next time we meet then it's back at one. I'm even thinking of missing out on Christmas this year because I'm just done. It's not worth it.

Hello again everyone! As I warned before I’m going to have a few posts tonight and this is another! Who else is snowed in?

From the same era as Liquid Sky, I’d recommend The Brother From Another Planet and Naked Lunch. Maybe Surf Nazis Must Die, too.

I guess I’m lucky because I don’t have any family that I have to deal with during the holidays. Cut them out of my life a long time ago.

Sisters stories. The good, bad and the ugly. I’m yet again not speaking to mine. We can’t be in the same room for more than an hour without getting into it. is there a point that it’s just healthy to go separate ways or will the relationship be worth fighting for in the future? It's to a point that I get anxiety…

FIRST amazing outfit shot from the other night. My dad was NOT thinking about mirrors when he was re decorating cuz he has no good selfie mirrors

Alright everyone - here is THE HAIR . Not SHORT but short for me. Also I swear my eyes aren’t black. And there’s going to a few other pic replies here to show you my bangin outfit from the other night. I took these pics IN ADVANCE for SNS!!

My second year of law school and third year of cooking Thanksgiving. My dad, who’s a colossal asshole came to visit since my folks were divorced and his GF was with her kids, also there was my fiancé now husband, and my cousin and his gf now wife. So five adults. We drank so much beer and wine that I made like $30 off…

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.

This is gonna be one where I hate starring anything b/c eesh.

I have a Fantastic Thanksgiving story: