I never knew that one could pair a pocket square with a jacket made out of sweatpants material...

Well, Jax thinks they took ear skin and sewed it into his nose... Most likely they needed cartilage to build it back up after several shitty surgeries (and lots of alleged coke-sniffing). Thanks to Drs. Nassif and Dubrow for helping me understand the process!

I’ve said it before but the theme song gets me TURNT. I honestly love this show. Didn’t Katie have a scar on her chin? Did she get that fixed because she’s sliding more into the limelight??? Or am I making this up?

Oh god that last moment... EEK

James is like trying to be grosser than Jax. It’s the worst race to the bottom ever.

NEVER 4GET

As a Brit chick living in the US I would like to assure you all that this cock-womble doesn’t represent the majority of England. He’s a complete fucktard and we all laugh at him too.

Can someone clue me in on why this woman would stay with this guy? (I’ve never seen an episode)

They are both the thirstiest motherfuckers in LA

I think it’s considered rape, because she would never have consented to having sex with this chick wearing a dick. It’s similar to when some rando fucks someone’s wife in the dark, pretending to be her husband.

I would not be surprised if this was the truth (her never getting asked out). I saw something similar with a drop dead gorgeous friend of mine. Every nice guy would never approach her because they just assumed she was out of their league, while the only people to ever approach were jackasses who thought they were…

Totally. He’s fucking hilarious and so darn cute.

*shudder*

The Thanksgiving Season commercials are the fucking treat every year. You can just feel the egos strangle you from on screen. And my favorite, Ina? That goddess doesn’t even bother to show anymore. “Fuck all ya’ll. I’m in Paris writing a yet another best-seller. CATCH YA LATER SUCKAS!” (except in the dulcet tones of…

My favorite “Shake It Off”.

Yes. That’s exactly what just happened here.

When a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean

C’mon Giada. Everyone knows you’re not supposed to start dating a man until he sticks to the wall when you throw him!