Somewhere I still have a DVD of a documentary about them that is actually so freaking cute. OMG I want to find it now. Their little old dad is in it and their backyard in NC where they first busted their moves.

Hmm... they are all longtime NYC residents as grownups, but you can tell that like me, they spent plenty of spring breaks with the relatives in Flaah-dah (as my Nana and PopPop called it). The one with the red wig is my best friend from college. And the one with the black hair is actually a girl! Red wig is the only…

Texans is who. And yes, as you said in another comment, new money. Not that there isn’t plenty of non-Texan embarrassing new wealth out there acting a fool, but combine the two plus entitlement/affluenza and you have an unwatchable sitcom about why many non-Americans feel the way they do about us. Even the Beverly…

In all seriousness I was really into it in the late 1990s. When I was in my early 30s. I have action figures of Matt and Jeff Hardy in my kitchen!

OK, whenever I think of Tab I think of this. These guys are friends of mine and this cracks me up and sincerely hope it doesn’t offend anyone. I give you Menorah Tan. I’ve wanted to post this here for a while but I’ve been terrified to offend anyone so if anyone doesn’t like it please take it down and punish me.

When a post is about something that makes me think a little bit more than I normally do, I look for your comments, no lie. You’re a really good writer and you have smart and well-thought out things to say. Go for it!

Or a triflin’, good for nothing type of brother

Something tells me that guy doesn’t go a lot of places

Same, sort of... I used to drink a LOT and ended up with various marks, and the worst thing to me was thinking that someone might think my husband had caused them. It would have to be an utter stranger because he is the nicest man in the world, but still.

Yeah I’m embarrassed to say, I know guys around that age that still play beer pong.

OMG I love that show. I know at the end, I’m always like wow, can they arrest me? I could use a pep talk and a smoke sometimes. :)

I’ll bury this here since this seems to be shrine to SM, but I would almost watch those ads if you did the public a favor and turned off the audio. I’ve never, ever, ever been able to stand listening to one second of Sarah McClachlan. Even that awful ad with the teenager playing Holding out for a Hero is more…

Me too, “Chewie, we’re home” got me, for the same reason. Can I be 8 again?

What beauties! I love the hats. I’m glad right-hand pup got away from the draggers and is smiling with you and his friend! I think Bernese have the most beautiful markings of any breed.

I know right? Fuck her. I hope someone steps in for that guy but who? THE OTHER GUYS?

Make sure you check it for a card. I regifted a photo frame that my boss gave me, without taking it out of the box it was packaged in, because at the last minute I had to go to a gathering where I had been put into the Secret Santa drawing (? thinking back I have no idea how this happened). I watched the recipient…

etchings and chill

Good for you!! I haven’t had a drink since March and am under strict doctor’s orders never to have any again! It’s what I get for 30 years of hitting it suuuuuper hard and it’s been difficult, but good. Lots of exercise and weed.

I apparently know a lot less about Potomac than I thought. When I lived in DC and had friends who grew up there, they were nothing like the Real Housewives I’ve seen in the ads. I’ll watch it though!

Our cats get one of those stockings full of cheap little toys that they sell in the end caps at the pet store, then one quality toy each. This year I also got them a tube of hairball medicine!