Aww I love that last part about your mom still getting teary! And I love your name <3

I went to school with her kids! I met her a few times on Parents Weekends and stuff but then, as now, I never watched the news so didn’t really know from her. Her daughter was the first person I was ever around in person who was on LSD and it scared the shit out of me. She was the oldest 14 year old I ever met.

Just echoing everyone that that’s a really shitty thing to have happen. My dad has pulled the same out of nowhere, “what you didn’t know?” shit with all of his wives and it’s totally cowardly and lame. You stay safe and look after yourself and come back here and keep us posted as you feel like it and need to. :-*

Lol literally the third time in 24 hours I’ve seen/heard someone “thanking” Reagan for AIDS or crack. The first time was on a Chappelle’s Show rerun so you’re in awesome company!

!! I wanted to be on that show so bad! I thought their clothes were so cool.

I google him every time I see his name and I still don’t understand who he is AND I live near Houston and listen to hip hop, but I guess he doesn’t live here anymore anyway. He’s a mystery.

Very funny piece! I don’t have kids, but I love reading stuff about life with them. I love the end. “I hope it was really funny.”

I had FB for a while years ago and got rid of it after maybe a year, if that. The only issue that I’ve run into is that I’m an independent contractor - I clean houses - and there have been potential clients that I think did not go with me because I didn’t have a FB page. I wasn’t concerned enough to ask them…

Me too! I’m shorter but my legs are my best feature and look like that, I have those calves. My midsection and, worst, my bra fat are my bugaboos. Like do my boobs HAVE to go all the way around my body? But yeah, the front folds and add in some cellulite around the rib cage (why why why?) and that could be me.

Me too, I’d like to have a waist and a butt. That pic is the closest thing to what I look like naked that I’ve ever seen that isn’t actually me. She is way taller than I am, though.

There’s a great Key and Peele skit about Jaden Smith that’s about just that, celebrity kids’ insane version of reality. “House?” “It’s like a .... tiny mansion.”

lol you get yourself into the most random arguments! I missed that one but I love it and I know you were right

I can’t believe this isn’t at the tippy-top of everything BEST NEWS EVER!!

I keep hoping this will start moving

Hello! I At 400 for about 30 minutes, then you toss it around and add the vegetable broth, then back in the oven for about 15 more. I used this recipe, it’s from a wonderful cookbook I have.

Trad ‘er? I’m not done with ‘er!

Happy birthday! I can’t believe you were still grey!

Aaaaahahaha that would make Real Housewives of Beverly Hills so awesome I don’t dare think about it. WELL YOLANDA YOUR DAUGHTER’S BOYFRIEND HUFFS DUSTER SO THERE

OMG your name, I love it

it is definitely the whitest of white foods