ugh Alex, I always almost manage to forget about that one. My husband does a great Alex impression where he just trembles and looks like he smelled a fart.

Same! What a couple of cuties.

You know Peter would be so chill about everything too and awesome to party with. That British kid’s high giggle, ugh, everything about him is so creepy.

Ooh, I always forget about Peter and then he shows up and I’m like awwwww yeah. yum. I had to think for a second and hope you didn’t mean that ridiculous British kid! I missed the new ep the other night and I was so bummed.

Yay you guys sound like me. No regrets. Good time girl for life!

I know this isn’t an original sentiment, but the capital T in The, why. and “!!

Looks/type-wise, oh my god. I’ve never been anything like picky but the one type I can’t do is good ol boy.

That guy’s name is Eric McCormack! I just saw an SVU with him!!!

I kind of would too. Then check it off and never think about it again.

He WISHES and he wouldn’t even know who that is!

I’m a Sandoval gal myself. He’s a delightful numbnut and I loved the drama with him and that awful awful awful awful girl. so awful. I liked the blonde one better.

Lol I might try it after a few bong hits. My husband and his best guy friend just love Gilmore Girls!? I tried to watch it and I only remember there was a smart-mouthed guy character, for some reason I’m picturing in like a bellhop uniform??? that was marginally funny but not enough. I agree about the face-shoving,…

When I did IT support I had a customer who would recite his whole long contrived job title and as many job duties as he could think of while I was trying to work on whatever his problem was, every time I saw him, and I had known him for years, even before he had that job. There was one week when I had to keep going…

My husband worked for a construction company on a job at the local chemical plant, in their onsite office. Besides him and two rad middle-aged broads, the entire office staff was recruited from the waitress pool at the seafood restaurant up the road. All of the managers were these gross old drunk dudes who spent most…

I wish it was Jeremy Piven but i feel like he might have gotten his ass handed to him before that point in the event.

Did they offend everyone by wearing blacktaint at Halloween?

I want to get a new pet and name it Dontavious! What a cool name

All schools, all everyone, everywhere. All my fancy schooling didn’t mean dick when I was like “woohoo credit cards!” after graduating from fancy college. Ugh I was so stupid but NOBODY TOLD ME anything, I have no idea what my parents were thinking. I think they were splitting up during the time I would have been…

Also, if you avoid using credit cards altogether, that’s commendable but if you try to finance a car it will make that a little bit more of a pain in the ass. We avoided even buying vehicles that we couldn’t pay cash for for as long as we could, but where we live we couldn’t do that forever because we drive too much…

Who wants anything blown in their face? ?