Agreeing with everyone, you are a talented writer and I look forward to your posts and your perspective. and adding, especially today your gifs are spectacular and making my morning!

I remember the thing about the bruises meaning maybe cancer. I remember a graphic with CANCER spelled out down the side, with a symptom for each letter of the word, and I can’t remember all of them but A was “A scab that won’t heal” which I remember thinking was kind of forced into the “A” space, but alarming, because…

I am the lamest when it comes to TV, I still watch cable on a 27” CRT that belonged to my first mother-in-law during the Carter administration. BUT if was cool and sickly (and surrounded by fools irl, apparently, sometimes) and needed cheering up and had Netflix, I would watch the Wet Hot American Summer series if you…

Aw rest up girl. Sleep so much and make sure you have good stuff on tv in the background. Pneumonia is “pno” fun HA HA HA HA seriously get antibios and hunker down.

Damn girl you are getting it from all sides this weekend WTF!! Happy thoughts for the week ahead :)

Perfect costume!! Oh your lips... sigh, so pretty. I am lipless and envious!

Girl! Just chiming in with everyone that you’re too good for that mess - I have no idea how old you are except way young but you’re too old for that too. Honestly it reminded me of my first day in 4th grade at a new school when one of my classmates came over to me and said, “Liza M. and Nicole P. hate you” and I was…

Oh, the work lunches I’ve had to excuse myself from because everyone else, even the men, had to share the details of the delivery of every child they had ever birthed or raised or heard of. I’ve seen pics of my mom pregnant and that’s it.

Me too...I just said something above to the effect of I have to see the equivalent of half a baby dangling between their legs. (In theory I also hate the way people fawn over pregnant women, then I do the same thing with my friends. Child free but happy for them/morbidly fascinated.)

I do the same thing on subways... I’m so terrified of offending people.

You never cease to amaze. I just watched that whole thing, it’s like a Chick tract come to life!

can you even imagine having a brain that would think that was OK for two seconds? Were you all like “ha ha very funny motherfucker” and he said “it’s true, guys. I am Mr. Blop from now on” then you had to get so serious so fast that you almost wet your pants trying not to laugh??

I hate moths soooooo much. When I was a kid my parents made us go camping and every single fucking campground bathroom had moths the size of Mutombo’s hand all over the walls and stalls. OMG and the tiny clothes moths, uuuuuuuuugh. I was so happy to see them as one of the ones mentioned.

This is the wrong time to say this but a lot of the time reading your stories makes me nostalgic for when I was young and went to crazy parties. You hang out with way more interesting people than I ever have though. My friends have always been too worried about their hair and their jobs for Fight Club.

WTF happened??? Who TF kicks YOU out of a party what????????

I’m learning a lot in this thread, mainly that neither Proactiv or Wen seem to be worth it.

I wonder, how long did it take you to make Furiosa?

My BFF and I went as Playboy bunnies to a party one year, and she wore almost this exact lace catsuit, I did a double-take when I saw this one! She wore a blazer and I think maybe some tap panties (never typed THAT out before) with it. Oh. Hers did NOT have the cutouts.

I’ve never even heard of this and NOW I HAVE TO SEE IT

Girl! What an unbelievable clusterfuck. I know this is morally inexcusable so let’s get that out of the way, but I got arrested twice for DWI in the space of 5 years, and among all my dealings with the Department of Corrections, including nights in jail, I was never treated anything approaching that badly. I think in…