I love your posts, I hope it’s ok if I follow you, I’ve never been able to figure out if you’re supposed to ask first.

My cat is named after TPB’s Bubbles! I loved when I had to go to Canada for work and one of the work sites I went to had a poster of TPB Bubbles in their conference room. Just a huge poster of his face!

I used to hook up with allll of my guy friends (this was forever ago in my 20s when I had a lot of friends/hadn’t been married twice ;P) and it was never a big deal. I think it has to do with the fact that I was always DTF and NEVER wanted more from them and it was obvious. The only possible bad side-effect from this…

Right? I wouldn’t even care if Ryan was there. I would love it. let’s go!

I hardly ever eat them but Froot Loops 4 e v a . Forbidden to me as a child, overindulged in college and now a continental breakfast travel treat. Just the best flavor (I think I found out they are all the same?), very closely followed by the berries in Crunch berries although those have the tooth-coating effect.

Where is LL Cool J, my forever boyfriend? Is his head too amorphous?

I know, it doesn’t make sense. And it was in a refinery so I was wearing protective clothing all the time and also used to being around all kinds of whatnot, but nothing as gross as that chair. I guess I’m more protective of my butt’s feelings, there was no miasma coming off the floor. ugh.

I had a user who looked like a soggy boiled turnip with a few carrot shavings on top and whose chair cushion emitted an almost visible haze of moisture and funk. The only times I couldn’t pawn him off on someone else, I had to ask him as kindly as possible to please move so I could wheel his chair out of the cubicle…

OK, I have to tell you something. A few weeks ago you posted a selfie at a baseball game and for the longest time I didn’t realize that you were the cutie blond girl, but thought you were the um ... nice-looking (ohma!) guy in the middle. (OK he is way cute but please don’t kick my ass if that’s your boyfriend.) And I…

What scared me the most in the movie was the spots on Evilene’s face! It was a totally freaky movie. My mom took us to see it and I remember being so mortified at her seat-dancing to “Ease On Down the Road.” I was 9 and my bro was 6 and I think he was a little traumatized by some of the imagery.

I never saw Pretty Woman but someone here said something about how you can make assumptions about fellows who are in love with Almost Famous (not you, SB,B), well, I think you can say something similar about women of a certain age who love Pretty Woman. I used to work with someone who not only fell out when I said I…

My BFF and I walked out in the first few minutes of Crocodile Dundee because a crocodile or something seemed too fake for or discerning 17 year old eyes. We went into the next theatre and saw the convincing and totally real Jumping Jack Flash starring Whoopi Goldberg. I also walked out of Threesome starring Lara Flynn…

Dads do hate speeders. I remember my dad running out the front door of our house that was on the main street of a smallish town, shaking his fist at a pickup truck that was speeding away and screaming “you asshole you oughta be shot!”

ugh, I was JUST boiling some milk (to make paneer, yum!) and watching it like a hawk, thinking about how milk is so nasty to clean up that it really does almost make me cry. ugh ugh ugh.

For a split second I thought this post was about you!!!

He was so the bomb. I have a print that I bought from an artist called “Lennie Grabs A Dog” hanging in my kitchen. It’s of Lennie Briscoe holding a street hotdog and looking awesome. Actually here it is -

OMG I have the yewgest crush

I know right? I even kind of look like her. That whole opening sentence about that magazine, I was like “wow, that is a rough sentence to read first thing in the morning. Also what the hell is this magazine” but that is a rhetorical question because I KNOW I CAN GOOGLE IT.

I met a dude who was dating one of my friends once (this would have been in 1997) and he asked me “what do you read?” For some reason I answered him, don’t remember what I said but since he so obviously wanted me to, I asked him the same. He said, “mostly my friends... like David Foster Wallace.” Has anyone seen my…

Ha I wondered if anyone else saw something that you can smoke out of! The pattern is very similar to a glass piece in my collection. Oh wait not that kind of piece. wait what?