Starred not cause I “like” the news but RECOMMEND that everyone get off their butts and send you good vibes! Stay so strong and be good to yourself, you’re your #1 priority. Like so many here I’m not a pray-er, but....
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I went to boarding school and sleepaway college and living with people was a necessary evil that I couldn’t wait to escape. It helped that I managed to luck out on or wangle my own room for 3 of those 8 years. But when I graduated and most of the people my age who stayed in the city were sharing Victorian group houses…
Anyone who says that you just don’t get it, when you don’t think the exact same things are funny needs to be rounded up. (Or some variation on “you don’t understand British humo(u)r” in other cases, I heard this all the time when Borat was the thing and I won’t bore you with what a joke that is.) I have a friend who…
Shut up same! At a Ren Faire (MD)! It was in my cider!!
Wow this thread is bringing back so many memories. I wouldn’t eat raisins at all for years because of one weevil incident in a box of Raisin Bran when I was a kid. You know how sometimes there is a little hard thing in a raisin, I guess part of the stem? I thought that was a weevil. I still don’t like raisins, but for…
Ohhh I remember once jumping up to grab and hang from a tree branch, and I didn’t know there was one of those big green bald fat squishy caterpillars on top of the branch. I haven’t thought about it in years but I can still feel my hand starting to sink into it. I reacted quickly enough that I just flung it off the…
It would be funny if he was just sitting there pressing buttons on one of those handheld fart-noise makers, furious that he wasn’t getting a reaction out of you.
My brother has lived in NYC for forever and is pretty difficult to impress, but Tim Gunn is one of the people that he went out of his way to tell me he saw in person, just walking by. He was starstruck. (The other two are Donald Fagen from Steely Dan, who spoke to him in an elevator, and the guy who played Spinal…
A friend of mine just told me that her mom was so mortified by the Sex Talk that she just slid a religious pamphlet about abstinence under her bedroom door. Knowing that my friend was on the other side of the door in her bedroom!
The most true-blue, born-and-raised Manhattanite I’ve ever known would eat her pizza thusly: fold the slice vertically crust to tip, then turn it around and tip it slightly, then suck any oils through the valley created in the crust. As long as she had her pizza to do with what she pleased, you could eat yours using…
Now THAT is a funny visual that I wish there was a stick figure gif for, especially with the picture of her getting clearer and clearer (Mac’s mom!!!!!!)
I know several people who did bone Jamie Walters. I went to school with him for a while and I have to say, she’d be in good company. His gfs and f-buddies that I knew were all very cool and he was actually a really nice guy (we crossed paths but weren’t friend-friends).
Looooooove Longmire, I’m so glad it got mentioned! A recent hospital visit was made tolerable by a Longmire marathon. They’d come and take blood and check on me and I’d be all “shush!”
To me it looks like all of the hair in that pic is drawn on/in, even hers. I will never understand instagram
A very close relative that I love dearly has been on “spousal support” just as a fuck you for almost 25 years. It’s so spiteful and ridiculous because they have exactly the same amount of almost nothing. It’s why my relative hasn’t married their long-time partner and I find it absurd, and of course know it’s none of…
Me too, I was like there’s more!! MORE!!! hahaha
Is hearing it in Jordan Peele’s voice when he does an impression of him the same? I’m not trying to be That Person but I somehow have no exposure to NdeGT except for here and K&P, and NOT ON PURPOSE, I am just extremely ignorant about a lot of things.
I think it was in high school that I knew someone for whom variations of that were her go-to namecall name. Goober, ya big goob, Goobermeister.
Mmmmm you just made my day, thanks!!
Oh oh and on Real Husbands of Hollywood there’s a scene where Robin Thicke gets so enraged that he turns into Terry Crews a la the Hulk and starts tearing shit up.