Unfortunately for Manning, the only area the HGH seems to have worked is on his forehead.

I was the last of my group of friends to turn 18, so we blew it up hard on my birthday. Cigars, the casino, lots of booze purchased for us by an older sibling. It was awesome. I received a lot of fun presents, and some were gag gifts. Specifically, a friend of mine bought me a BDSM sex-toy set that consisted of…

I once called in hungover to work and still attended the golf outing the next day. Ballsiest thing I’ve ever done.

its ironic that your comma is so unnecessary. My inner dialogue sounded like walken reading your line.

Well, this one time in the ‘90s, my family went on vacation. We have a big family, and a winter storm knocked our power out, and somehow the person in charge of making sure we were all in the airport shuttle miscounted. So I got left home alone for a couple days. No biggie, I found some cash for snacks and pizza, but…

Are you a cop?