Who the fuck cares about reliability. The Wrangler has been one of the LEAST reliable cars for a decade and Jalopnik can’t go more than three hours without writing an article about how great they are.

The Stelvio styling does little to attract someone to a brand with such a reliability risk lurking in the background

Why did anyone really posit that Poe is gay? Because Oscar Isaac said he would be “very open to it”? He’s not the writer or director. I think it would be cool but there’s no narrative evidence for it. Just because he isn’t outwardly lusting after Rey like Han was after Leia doesn’t mean he’s gay. A male lead without…

I’d argue that the old movies had enough surface detail and visual grit to justify coming up with backstories 20 years after the fact.

Not to mention 2 directors that both wanted to piss on each other with one not liking Star Wars so much that he had to let his ego get in the way and the other liking it so much his ego got in the way. It was completely mishandled and despite the gorgeous visuals and some potentially very interesting characters, we…

The best thing about RoS is that everyone who complained about fans being whiny and shitty about TLJ are equally as whiny and shitty about RoS. All are punish’d.

Neutral: Autonomous Vehicles

This is the decade when automakers said, “fuck a gear shifter.” None of these things actually save space, are more convenient, look cool or are safer (RIP Anton Yelchen). Plus there’s no place to put your arm when you lean back.

Digital everything.

In terms of setup, you, the viewer, are an eighteen-year-old girl who just received her driver’s license.

I honestly said “BAM!” out loud as I read this.

I’m about 2 decades younger than the last boomer’s birth but fuck, that is one dumb comment.

Hey Boomers know and want to fix shit. Millennials only know how to contact someone on Instagram to come do it and then they write a whiny blog and tweet about it.

My 1998 Outback had it!

And that’s why families never managed until the minivan was invented...

What the hell are you people bringing along that you need so much space?

If you can’t fit two kids and their associated junk in a 3600lb crossover with 35 cubic feet of trunk, you might be an American.

Let’s be honest, in 15 years the cars will all drive themselves and the screens will be there for entertainment purposes only.

“Man I really like it and I want one, but it is just not environmentally friendly enough.”

Which is compounded by the fact they had well-known issues with that transmission in the Cherokee. . . well, newest Cherokee? Knowing they were using the same thing in the Rennie, and reading that people in markets that had the car before us were still having issues, cemented the choice. Driving a Compass (they gave…