@Kaiser-Machead: Sad part is most ATMs are running windows, so it is not outside the realm of possibility.

I don't know. Those headphones look whiney and obnoxious.

Man when one of these things pukes on the floor it really doesn't kid around.

I'm pretty sure this design is about 40 years old.

@Lactose_The_Intolerant: just one less /rimshot

Sweet. Time to trade or dependence on foreign oil for foreign lithum!

I had always assumed it wasn't light, but plasma contained in some form of electical field.

@njdevil: Its Fusion if you redefine the word 'fusion' to closely match the word 'compost'. : )

@jo3lr0ck5: I'm sure it was no joke. The firefox forums were full of people complaining about alarm sounds on thier browser that weekend.

For you people that have never done phone computer support. This is a normal call.

"Ah, I am so sad we have to RMA Joe here. He will be missed."

@gunbuster: Thats modern art for you. Easily reproducable by a toddler and a few cans of paint.

I had a much easier method for disasembly of laptops. I would start with a strech of wide tape(about 2 or 3 handwidths appart). Fold the ends so that it sticks to the table but you have sticky side up for the rest of it. I would then place the screws as I took them off in little squares that represented the screws…

@JPMarat: Only idiots and people without access to private trackers.

@Hamster Poop: I wouldn't expect Whole Foods to be very chatty. In general I don't expect my food to talk. Screaming is ok, but talking is just creepy.

And soon the cells will gain sentience, grow exponetially and create a biological appocolypse in NewYork only to be....

@The Arkitex: Interesting piece of trivia: The word "Microsoft" appears so many times amongst the win95 code that if the company's name was "Moft" it would take 1 whole less disk to install.

@airmanchairman: "Let my applications go!"

Would be truely hilarious if DNF finnally released as a Mac only title.

I just posted this pic in annother article, but it is way more appropriate here.