Lucas Giolito ... doesn’t even crack the top five here.

Also the two likeliest subjects my uncle starts complaining about after his fourth 7-and-7.

For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

“man, if I had a chin for every tired excuse I hear I would have about the same amount of chins”

The NBA should’ve cancelled the traditional playoff format and had the Cavs and Warrios play a best of 31.

Huh, LeBron carries them on his back during dance routines too.

By the looks of that brick wall, the Cavs appear to be working out while waiting on their bloomin’ onion at a chain steakhouse.

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

I feel like you’re burying the “Aaron Hernandez quoted Savage Garden in his suicide note” lede here.

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Misspelled Strom Thurmond (including spelling Thurmond two different ways in the post), lots of grammar and spelling mistakes, and mentioned the Army even though Charlie Murphy was in the Navy (clearly stated in the article). Nicely done.

But is he still a pederast?

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

sheesh...he didnt even coach them for a minute, man.

Yeah, as a White Sox, Bulls, and Illinois State fan, I should have just stayed the fuck off Deadspin today.

“Ball 4”

In Holtz's defense he's a complete piece of shit.