Can we please start fucking naming these planets? Kepler 186-F is terrible. Name the system, and the planets. With all the interest this system has brought up in the last few years, we need a better name than Kepler 186 for the system, and a-f for the planets.

A few thoughts though.

Sending out dick-picks via Snapchat is a risky move. All it takes is a little slip of the finger and you’ve accidentally sent it to an unintended target, and then that’s it, brother. I was with a group of friends last year when one of the girls got a snapchat from her brother and it was his dick. She started screaming…

+1. It’s a fundamental failure to grasp the concept of what a meme is. That’s what really pisses me off - I mean, go ahead and hate Mexicans and women man, but for fuck’s sake a meme isn’t born every time you put two pics together with text over it.

Man, I was really hoping for something set post-TNG era. This looks kind of like a sequel to Enterprise, I guess? It’s pre-TOS era, at any rate. I mean, I’m really holding out hope that it’s going to be good, but I think Star Trek should be about moving forward rather than mucking around with prequels. Besides,…

“‘A Blog Post By Me, Ashley Feinberg’” By Patrick Redford” By rudddddddddddd

Really makes u think

Fitzpatrick played quarterback at Harvard. It’s rarely mentioned when talking about him, just thought you’d like to know.

Why? There is no “good time” credit in federal prison. If the sentence isnt overturned on appeal, he will do most, if not all of the 46 months. (But it is likely to be minimum security).

Can’t find his name in the phone book.

You really know your Star Wars!

No I’m not.

Indeed, one of the dirty little secrets of this sci-fi show is that the person being teleported is actually killed each time it happens, replaced by an exact duplicate who’s none the wiser.

I feel dumb, but reading that excerpt (maybe the full text covers this) I don’t see where that passage, interpreted literally, allows for a player to catch the ball in the middle of the field and immediately get clobbered by an opposing player but maintain possession throughout. Is the possession determined by him…

“... runs on gravity.”

That’s what the show is called, though.

Time to go to the museum.

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

(Seeing title and article picture) Oh fuck no, that looks nuts!

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