He’s done an amazing job. Apparently, you have noticed that. More and more people are.

I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT FOR [INSERT TEAM HERE] TO PLAY [INSERT TEAM HERE] ON [INSERT DATE] AT [INSERT TIME] IN THE RAUCOUS CITY OF [CITY NAME]. OHHHH YEAH YOU JUST KNOW [STAR PLAYER] IS GOING TO BE EXTRA MOTIVATED GIVEN THAT ROGER GOODELL SCREWED HIM OVER [DURING/PRIOR TO (SELECT ONE)] THE SEASON. ALSO WHAT’S THE DEAL…

Shaka, when the walls fell.

You cant really use humans as a basis to assume anything unfortunately. Im going to use my phermone/smell as a theoretical communication example. Well assume that our hypothetical alien species

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

Michigan would have won the championship 59 to 62.

Probably something like:

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

No, they swept them 3-1.

As a lifelong Jets fan, I call days like this “Sunday.”

I would say the Visitor is probably closer to being DS9's parallel since it actually does take place over decades as Inner Light did and has the same sense of bittersweet loss. Although Far Beyond the Stars is my favorite DS9 episode, and probably my favorite Star Trek episode overall.

I’m sorry, but DS9's The Inner Light is not Hard Time. Far Beyond the Stars is. Sure, it’s not identical in concept to The Inner Light, but it’s remarkably similar. And unlike Hard Time, Far Beyond the Stars is at the same level of quality as The Inner Light, if not above it.

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!!

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

(n-1) = (5-11)

Remember when the Olympics was about amature competition?

2028: “A-ROD THIS IS YOUR AGENT TOM SIZEMORE. TWO OF YOUR HOMERS NO LONGER COUNT SOMEHOW, THREATENING THE SANCTITY OF ‘MR. 700' FROZEN YOGURT AND SAVINGS & LOAN.”