He’s done an amazing job. Apparently, you have noticed that. More and more people are.

I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT FOR [INSERT TEAM HERE] TO PLAY [INSERT TEAM HERE] ON [INSERT DATE] AT [INSERT TIME] IN THE RAUCOUS CITY OF [CITY NAME]. OHHHH YEAH YOU JUST KNOW [STAR PLAYER] IS GOING TO BE EXTRA MOTIVATED GIVEN THAT ROGER GOODELL SCREWED HIM OVER [DURING/PRIOR TO (SELECT ONE)] THE SEASON. ALSO WHAT’S THE DEAL…

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

Michigan would have won the championship 59 to 62.

Probably something like:

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

No, they swept them 3-1.

As a lifelong Jets fan, I call days like this “Sunday.”

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

(n-1) = (5-11)

Remember when the Olympics was about amature competition?

2028: “A-ROD THIS IS YOUR AGENT TOM SIZEMORE. TWO OF YOUR HOMERS NO LONGER COUNT SOMEHOW, THREATENING THE SANCTITY OF ‘MR. 700' FROZEN YOGURT AND SAVINGS & LOAN.”

Sending out dick-picks via Snapchat is a risky move. All it takes is a little slip of the finger and you’ve accidentally sent it to an unintended target, and then that’s it, brother. I was with a group of friends last year when one of the girls got a snapchat from her brother and it was his dick. She started screaming…

+1. It’s a fundamental failure to grasp the concept of what a meme is. That’s what really pisses me off - I mean, go ahead and hate Mexicans and women man, but for fuck’s sake a meme isn’t born every time you put two pics together with text over it.

“‘A Blog Post By Me, Ashley Feinberg’” By Patrick Redford” By rudddddddddddd

Really makes u think

Fitzpatrick played quarterback at Harvard. It’s rarely mentioned when talking about him, just thought you’d like to know.

Why? There is no “good time” credit in federal prison. If the sentence isnt overturned on appeal, he will do most, if not all of the 46 months. (But it is likely to be minimum security).

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors: