Waking up in ICU with amnesia.

Have you considered that you might be a waste of skin? Skin that could be put to greater use elsewhere?

This piece made me snort-laugh very loudly at my desk and now everyone is looking at me like I am (even more) bonkers.

Her: “I didn’t do anything!”

“Let me fuck with these Black folks for no reason .”

Okay well if you truly consider that a promise I hope that you hold up all candidates and politicians to their “promises” as well. In the meantime I really think YOU should look up what a promise means and what a platform is, as you seem to be having a difficult time understanding it all.

All of them lifelong members of the May I Speak to Your Manager Tabernacle Choir.

No, Meghan doesn’t have to do anything regarding her family to make you or anyone else feel better.

plenty of people’s parents die at a young age and they don’t go on to abuse children but thanks for coming out!!! 

Perhaps, but it’s hard to feel sympathy for the guy who is staring down his list of charges.

Ty Segall / Wolf Parade / Wavves

I’m not OP but will take this shot—I was well into indie before about 5y ago when I stated paying attention to my career and got marred and shit. And my music didn’t update.
So I’ll take catch up lessons from anyone willing to give them.

not super recent, but I really like Lamb (British electronica duo), The Kills (another duo), Santigold, M.I.A., and Mirah.

Check out the Tiny Desk Concert podcast. I’ve found several new favorites here. Each artist does 2-3 songs, so you get a good sampler.

Okay, I’ll bite. Why not.

“Dud” you go fuck yourself? Because you should go fuck yourself. Always go fuck yourself.

This

Captain Holt is also openly Homosexual, which is what makes the OP gifs so appropriate.

Heartbreaking.

Her daughter is also only fifteen or so, which makes the whole thing even more sad.