Just to balance things out- Bat for Lashes man scarves anyone?

I was recently on a train in Spain and it zipped along at 301Km/h

First class seats...

As a general rule, I don't watch sports teams and I haven't followed the World Cup at all since Paul the psychic octopus died but today I happened to be watching for the 10 minutes that Germany went from 0-1 to 0-5 and I laughed when I saw this poor little guy on television.

This comment is why we can't have nice things.

Terrible story aside (and it's definitely pretty terrible), the men I know who work in nursing prefer to just be called a nurse rather than a "male nurse."

You know that "THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!" image that most people can conjure? I'm waiting for that, but all women, banded together, cutting the heads off of men who do this to us. Just going to wait. I'm sick of this. It makes my blood boil.

Not only a stellar hottie, he blocks shots like nobody's business.

Honestly, I do it because freshly-shaved legs feel fucking fantastic. I love lotioning them and getting between clean sheets, or putting on silky pants. I'm far too lazy to do something purely for aesthetic purposes or to "please society" - the better question is why do I shave my ARMPITS? That's something I do more…

Right? I can no longer gleefully giggle at the fact they really thought a Prince would be on that show! It was pure summer entertainment.

I just want to point out I am devastated by this.

But It'll be so useful! I could tap you on the shoulder to get your attantion. I could point at which vodka I wanted in my red bull. Open bathroom door handles without touching them. Give props to the DJ. Flag a cab. Use it like a judges gavel. "From the windoooow to the wall!" would be more entertaining. Safer than…

In a decade or so I think the US will be a candidate. It's inevitable.

Who watches American football? Only the USA and why are you allowed to use hands if it's called football? Geez...!

Well it is the largest single sporting event in the world every year it is held. So yes, around 3,4 billion people will be watching it this year as well.

And the second most corrupt exhibition on Earth. OK, maybe tied for first place in the most corrupt exhibition on Earth contest.

"Since You Live Here, You're Home By Now."