ADORABLE. The kiddo’s rabbit whiskers are pretty darn cute too!

Pet. Thread.

that is gold.

Yep. Aggressive, idiot drivers. Shit roads too.

I am pregnant and that made me laugh hysterically

I had not noticed that.

Are you imaging setting it on the mantle like an heirloom family musket?

So that you are forced to invest in a double dildo if you feel like sharing?

I find myself extremely fucking sad over the fact that someone killed an elephant and turned it’s tusk into a dildo.

Hell yeah!

-Insert What In Caucasian Meme-

Oh realllllllly.

At least we know he is hella committed to his hobby, even on bad days.

Blow a kiss at my pics on your way to sleep, and don’t be sad if I don’t reply.

Who would ever think you’d leave? You’re an installation.

At least ask about my dog!

I saw, thanks for pointing it out!

Awww ilu too <3

In a nutshell, yes.

Sounds appropriate to me