Same! I’m hoping my city’s gathering is huge.

This is going to be a fantastically sad inauguration celebration, and that gives me immense pleasure.  

Awesome! I plan on wearing mine around my MIL, who was horrid about the election.

Ditto.

Gonna plug the latest creation by the Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer shirt’s creator.

Cheer on the Chiefs for me, they are my home team.

FUCK YEAH.

Go you!

I’m guessing that because of Facebook you know his First/Last name. I don’t know what state you live in, so I suggest seeing if your state has something like Missouri’s Casenet- to see if he has a criminal history.

Terrible. I always had a light period before, but now it is just a disgrace.

Chait is the first writer I ever disliked. 18yr old me thought he had shit takes, and 24yr old me thinks he’s garbage. 

I want one immediately.

Boss: “Did you finish that project?”

that’s my city. fuck

Russia, going back to the days of the USSR, has always attempted to project might to the world through sports,..

Stranger*?

When you are both vaguely drunk, using a wedge to lift your butt for optimal missionary, and racing to the finish.. yeah it can happen. Just the tip, thank god.

Same. Gail (older sister) Abigail (younger sister).

I’m making ribs in mine tonight. I buy Hormel ribs when they get to 99c/pound because pressure cooking makes them comparable to mid-range racks.