Here’s a great quote from Nancy’s wonderful interview with Vulture:

Meryl Streep’s kitchen bothered me so much because it is MAGNIFICENT yet a key plot line in the movie was how much she hated it. I would harm people to have that kitchen. Sigh.

I may be a mess hall but Bobby is a monster for making me choose between Julia and Heath or Julia and Richard. Monster I say!

Men are to be neither seen nor heard.

Gella does what Gella wants, wasn’t it educational for you dear???

I fail to see a single bridegroom in those linked pictures. The wedding fantasy has a kind of neo-feminist touch: the men are at best secondary characters. Who needs them!

Lemme tell ya, when all the women in my family are synced up and on their blood moons at the same time, it feels like the damn apocalypse in MY house! (dads who consider themselves comedians, feel free to use this)

Oh, thanks, I haven’t had a Bloody Mary in a whi—... THIS ISN’T A BLOODY MARY

I gotcher super blood moon right here (points at mentstrual cup).

Metalocalypse. It is (was? I don’t have cable so I’m not sure if it’s still running) on Adult Swim. It’s pretty awesome and hilarious. Really bloody, though, so if gorey humor bothers you this isn’t a good show to watch.

I thought this was because of all the menstrating and stuff and the womenfolks?

according to my app my super blood moon should be here a couple days later so I’m not sure about this accuracy

Caught a Neil deGrasse Tyson show last night, around 10 minutes of which was devoted to explaining how exciting and special news this isn’t. The moon will be appx .004 times bigger to the naked eye. Also, not all that red, apparently.

Seriously do cut back on the booze, though. One’s metabolism gets sick of writing hall passes after your twenties.

This post reminds me of Winston Churchill’s wife, Clementine, who was a famous beauty and social hostess in her day. She said she would never get over not turning every head when she came in the room, that it “kept her in form.”

Did you set him on fire? Seriously who DOES THAT?

If you don’t mind me asking, do you think it’s possible that those guys are just looking for someone easy to impress with their relative wealth and power?

my totally gorgeous, successful, 32 year old friend does online dating. She does meet men this way but yea....the majority want well under 30. She is open to ages...27-45. It is slim pickings. She says she has been told,point blank “too old”. At 32. Men her age and older. 32 isn’t too old FOR ANYTHING in life

Well, I, for one plan to engage in my own plot for eternal youthfulness by bathing in the tears of old dried up white dudes like Tony. Because although he might be becoming aware of his own mortality, truth is he’ll be considered bangable for a while, even with the high douche quotient.

You know, I like Jezebel. But if I were them—considering what happened, oh, just a day ago—I’d probably lay off the ethically-dubious assaults on people’s sexuality for at least a week or two.