I’m in a 24/7 bdsm relationship, where my boyfriend makes the decisions (within reason) unless he makes me choose something (because he’s trying to cure my indeciciveness). If we ever got married (huge hypothetical), he’d be making alot of the decisions (hopefully). Sometimes I do a secretary duty in looking things up…

Or meat grinders ;)

Nitpick: that's an alpaca.

Know what you mean.

I too have kitchen privilege (5’7 or 5’8), yet I think it would be better if they were taller. Who the hell likes to stoop over a gross sink?

My boyfriend is a sadist and hates all forms, especially black coffee. I'm probably a masochist and I love it black (though somethimes sweet too). What now study?

I don't know what they are but I'm scared of them....

Onions are the most horrible thing ever created and are actively out to get me.

Can we date? Because that sounds tasty.

Monkey?

I have borderline personality disorder, which means drastic mood swings. My ex used to say I was very fake and two-faced (while we were dating).

I think the point is that they feel they’re better than single parents :(. Bigots don't like or follow logic.

Do they think children with one deceased parent are monsters? Because I’m betting that includes several of them...

It’s something I've been thinking for a while, so don't worry, you didn't hurt my feels. Besides, you're allowed to have an opinion :)

What about Aiden? It's a name for a character, but sometimes I wonder if it's lame or not...

I thought it was French? Just curious, that’s my dead mother’s name.

Glad to have a copper IUD......

It won’t kill you, but you're using it to clean off plaque. It still seems gross.

My boyfriend told me I was bad at blowjobs (pretty much the first time I've tried) and I still don't have any confidence :(

I do the boringest dye job: dark brown to black. Soon I’m going to really shake things up and go with blue-black. I’ve given up on fancier colours and realize I look best with my hair as dark as a raven’s secret (though I'm super jealous of people with white hair *sigh*).