Damn, my boyfriend doesn't play that :(. He plays Witcher 3, Watchdogs, and Destiny. I'm apparently very weird and like watching people play video games (though Destiny is a bit less fun because he has to talk to his friends).

It's my go-to.

I’m a morning and night lady :P. I don’t know when my boyfriend prefers but he hasn’t complained with me waking him up to have sex yet.

Never change.

I do that and after I massage either the back or everything else, I move onto...other...areas....

When my boyfriend wants a blowjob (which is atleast every day I’m at his place) he puts my hand or pushes my head (a little) to his crotch. When I want him to touch me, I grab his hand and put it there until he gets the ideas and decides if he wants to (bdsm relationship, he makes the decisions). Are we just really…

Genuinely curious: what was it like growing up?

My boyfriend is painfully wrong in his hatred of leopard print. I think I need a pair of leopard flats.

My boyfriend is painfully wrong in his hatred of leopard print. I think I need a pair of leopard flats.

I love your name.

It’s going to be hilarious when he’s a teenager and his friends are told about his Morris Bart obsession.

The bracelet is what I’m hoping my boyfriend will get me (and probably won’t).

I got it the day after insertion. Even if you're a tough gal, stock up on ibuprofen/Advil and lots of pads/tampons if you're not in the diva cup cult (I am). Hopefully you don't get the increased pain and 50% more blood though like some women do. It's supposed to get better after 3 or 4 periods at least.

Is no one safe from the greys? (Especially me)

I’ll just be here, all smug with my copper IUD I got last month.

You could always be a black widow ;)

I'm a pro at your last life goal.....except I don't like pyjamas.

I feel the same way....except for the legal benefits. Those seem like a good thing to have. Except I really want to be a spinster and 50 cats, so this is all moot.

Yes. Yes you did 😎

There was both. I'd prefer the Rembrandts though.

One of her art films from decades ago was called four. It was a woman ass as she was walking. I'd have to say it's the latter.