yeah, women say that.

you homsexually complete........me !

Yes! I am terrified of hissing geese and have been attacked at least a dozen times by them. The ones at the stocked lake I used to fish at were the worst.

There was a blogger from the suburbs who let her husband write a guest post. He went on a rant about how the neighbors left folding chairs out next to their house! This was, apparently, the first step to neighborhood ruin! I commented that maybe he should just concentrate on his own life, and both he and the wife…

i think i may be gay .

You missed one:

or a party until something gets broken, in this case, prolly a heart or two .

Done.

you can " document " the proceedings, hows that ?????

Bewb flavored cheetos? Can I join in your fancy party with Butters?

i miss you.

Sometimes I hate living in a poor neighborhood (see: unneutered collarless dogs let loose to get some exercise, broken beer bottles in the park, loud fights, gunfire) but I live comfortably knowing that I could kill the lawn, put an old couch out there, light a fire in a washtub, and have me a big old party.

yes. I emigrated a few years ago, and it's feeling increasingly like I left my friends and family in a burning building...

My mom also focuses on people's religious and ethnic details but she is totally cute about it since all she wants to know about is all the great food that you may have been exposed to that she hasn't eaten yet!

I don't know either. It's just so fucked up :(

Why do standards of attractiveness not apply to British men? Serious question.

Of course. I'm just not sure what the solution is

are you the naked cheesy poof eater ?

Well, to be fair, Islam is a cancerous ideology founded by a child-raping terrorist.

Wait...is 50 Shades going to air on Lifetime, not in theaters? That's the impression I'm left with after that.