I’d hope visitors would avoid any washcloth that you didn’t specifically hand them clean.

A pack of playing cards is also handy on hikes. If you ever get lost in the woods, all you have to do is start playing solitaire, and within minutes someone will look over your shoulder and tell you that you can put that red nine on the black ten.

“Not bad for a 40 year old dad of 5 who sits at a desk all week.”

Kattan

In the Zeta-Jones clip, eyes just gravitate to her butt. In the Blunt clip, they just gravitate to those amazing arms. Like, holy shit.

so that’s where the boardroom draws the line, it seems ...

fruitioned fraud = kinda sorta ok
indicted fraud = no no

I thought she won for this

I am tall, gangly, and clumsy. As a kid/teen, I never dated, nor took the time to learn how to walk in heels. However, I totally support other women wearing heels, whether they are 4’7” or 6’7”. TBH, I just won’t do anything that causes me pain. I will spend two hours on my makeup, or learn every new braid tutorial on…

listen look it’s fine I’m sure we are going to be fine, what can go wrong??

Which tweet reads as though the speaker learned English as a second language?

I went to college with a guy who got married when he was 21. They met in college, but his wife worked odd jobs that didn’t make much money, while he had a career in engineering. He used to bitch constantly about how she had low wage retail jobs and how he felt burdened paying for everything, including her large…

The score was even done by Hans Zimmer. Should we wait until February for them to win an Oscar or should the committee just mail it now? Seriously, they are putting this movie out in November. That’s when studios put out the majority of movies that they believe will Oscar contenders.

It’s almost as if some people use Jesus to internally rationalize and justify their own close minded beliefs.

For a religious person, he sure doesn’t know much about his religion.

Jesus built his whole reputation on humanizing the other. All that stuff about washing lepers’ feet and associating with “fallen woman” Mary Magdalene and “whatsoever you do unto the least among you, you also do unto me” was, to quote Nathan Arizona, his whole goddamn ray-zon dettra.

Depends. The second Bridget Jones was terrible, so no one was clamoring for a third. And then Bridget Jones Baby turned out to be delightful. If we could get a final SATC movie that erased the disaster that was the second from our collective minds I wouldn’t be opposed.

3 sets of 10 burpees is not that much, as someone who struggled so much through the first 2 months of Freeletics, this is one exercise you do not want to cheat one bit. Give it your all, you will really be able to tell the difference in a week.

Did his name happen to be Duke Silver?