together, they are worth a billion dollars, and i’m not here to tell anyone what to do with their money.

YOKO makes sense, most of the time.

I know exactly how to stay monogamous in a partially long-distance relationship: Don’t become romantically involved with other people.

This article is about vehicles.

french fries are also a delivery vehicle for the frosty

If I wanted hummus, I might dig in with some carrot slices; if I wanted peanut butter, maybe I’d use some celery

That’s not correct. You don’t want to discourage white children from dressing up as Tiana or Jasmine. Because it’s good for white kids to look up to people of different races.

ooooh a Marc Jacobs mention.

What do you mean? I often invite my spouse to my office so people can take our picture as we reload paper into the copy machine.

YESSSSS ... the Brits have this one over us big time. Take a year, do some stuff, then come back ready to kick some ass. Me thinks you’ve got some engagements that you could sign onto in the next year, David. I’ll come see you speak!

When I can, I normally walk to work and back. Takes about an hour each way, and it’s great for clearing the head. I started doing hour+ long walks maybe 6 years ago, when things got really bad between me and some roommates, and I decided it’d be easier just to go for a walk until they’d left. That led me to spending…

My anxiety comes back in a hot second if I don’t get much exercise. Any time I find myself thinking about skipping the gym or a walk/run on the trail near my apartment, I remind myself of how awful I feel when I don’t. So far it’s working, and it doesn’t hurt that we’re (hopefully) in the last stages of winter…

He doesn’t make much effort to disguise the fact that what he hates about the amount of content out there is that it makes him seem less important. He’s literally the embodiment of self-import, entitled privilege. Why did people stop looking at me? Why are they looking at other people? Don’t they know that they’re…

Yeah, it sounds like “She wants to still be involved in their lives, while I would rather treat them as distant friends. People I was at one time close with.”

Damn it Japan.

Savage

actually one good prank, and one great prank. the first is when you go through and record everything properly, the second is when, after a few weeks of your SO using your voice in waze, you go through and rerecord everything normally except reversing left and right.

i’d have him say “Welcome to the Rock” when I got home for sure