I’m confused. I thought the reason Louie Gohmert has a major man crush on the NRA and an unhealthy love of guns is precisely for situations where he doesn’t feel safe. Because as we all know, white, male, Republican politicians in Texas are a historically persecuted and disenfranchised group.

I’m a proud Giffords voter and these cowardly Republicans can fuck right off.

If a man can stop a woman from having an abortion, what prevents him from raping her and keeping her constantly pregnant and dependent on him? Nothing. And that is how they want it.

Ugh. We’ve gotten to the point where we are going to jump on the ‘Mariah is being fake’ train because the homophobic, asshole, who cant figure out a way to explain homosexuality with his children, and who thinks Planned Parenthood is practicing “Eugenics”, thinks so.

because it might give them pause for a second and make them consider who the fuck they have actually become.

Similar to this I have found engaging in social media less has helped me out significantly. It is so easy to feel like everyone else is living these incredibly happy lives and you are feeling so down but that is because most people only post the good things (yeah we all know that person that shares way too much). It…

I’ve found that this type of mindset can be really, incredibly helpful for/as someone who is learning to manage their depressive tendencies, or even just someone who feels caught in the rat race. As someone who was frequently left thinking a general sense of “I want more,” learning to change my perspective to look at…

Hey Alan, I’m one of the “lurkers”, I actually signed up to this Kinja thing just in order to make this comment. I want you to know that I’ve thoroughly enjoyed reading your articles on Lifehacker for the past many years. Actually, when I enjoyed an article, I sometimes scrolled up to see who wrote the article and…

i dont think those are highlights, i think its some sort of hat.

yes, theres a very good reason, period.

Joining the group was not meant to be an endorsement of the President or his agenda but unfortunately it has been misinterpreted to be exactly that.

You’re wondering how a woman who has released not one but *two* surprise albums with fully-completed video collections/films at the same time as the corresponding albums managed to keep a mere pregnancy under wraps?

Vacations to Sears are the saddest vacations.

The one thing a moist fart is good for is telling me pooping is imminent.

I keep wondering if this was what things felt like before the Red Scare.

Tonight when I heard this news, my mind immediately went to the Saturday Night Massacre. But things generally happened at a much slower pace back. It was more of a drawn out ordeal. It’s interesting to note that it was the Saturday Night Massacre that really spurred the calls for Nixon’s impeachment.

...which means you’re underwater tying this thing on in 28-degree water, and that’s going to take you five to ten minutes, so by the time you come back up you’re already dead...

Alternative Fact: Jack was a poor immigrant and Rose was completely justified kicking him off her door.

Here’s the thing - every job you’ll have is an exchange. You’re being given (in money, benefits, environment, etc) what your employer wants to give you, presumably enough to ensure that you stick around and perform to their standards (but probably not much extra). In exchange, you give them work. If, for whatever…