The legs are the last thing to go, goes the old saying.

I don’t get that line. It doesn’t mean he can’t have kids, just that he can’t have kids with those women.

Lindsey Graham just called for a Congressional investigation into Russia and our election today.

Where were the Congressional investigations on this? We wasted millions in tax payer dollars on Benghazi and emailz, but will this get the same attention? This seems a hell of a lot more disturbing.

Maybe we’ll finally be able to get in a nice nap.

Reported effects: Murderous rage, paranoia, ultra-violence, running around screaming

Red is an interesting color for a nautical theme. What with the rough waters and undertow.

Sooner or later, people are going to figure out that the South and IA, KAS, OK, TX, MT, etc are still really fucking racist. And yet, we care about the Iowa caucus, we care about what rural voters in WV think; every election we have to endure endless speculation about what those backwards fucks think. I do not care;…

“Those who know me know that I’m not of [sic] any way racist!”

Again, I would like to apologize for this getting out of hand

you know what i will miss most about obama?

Cool I’m now distracted from horror by horror.

I kind of wish “Maerd” would catch on as a yoonique name like “Nevaeh” because it’s the word Dream backwards and kinda sounds like the word for shit in French.

How come you wrote something different?

No way she voted for him. She has no interest in being First Lady. The mere possibility of his winning is her worst nightmare come true.

We live in Montgomery County, Maryland, a solidly Democratic county in a solidly Democratic state. Despite pollsters giving Hillary Clinton >99.99% chance of carrying the state, we voted. It took a grand total of 15 minutes to vote.

I voted today with my 2 year old daughter. The voting place is at a school around the corner from our house. So, we walked there and she chatted away, as little girls do. I realize that to her it was just a nice, little walk with Mama. But for me, it was a walk that a lot of women didn’t get to ever make in our…

Your precious bebe is now better informed than 40% of the electorate, I’ll bet.

I live in Seattle, so a few days ago I sat down on the floor with my 4 month old and we talked about the pros and cons of each candidate and initiative, then filled out my ballot and mailed it in.

i feel like people like to forget the fact that he admitted to shooting a guy, chopping him up and tossing him in the river. he only got off in that case on a technicality.