i should have known that with lasagna in the article title i’d see a dead-eyed woman taking her pants off.

I love Katy. lol I hope she stays petty. Her look here is great. Very sexy schoolmarm.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

I’ll have you know those aren’t just any pajamas. They’re vucana wool. From a sheep that can only be shorn every 3 years by a blind farmer deep in the woods of Brigadoon.

Shirt gown is a pretty apt description of what she’s wearing. The design is pretty simple, but I love the color.

I need to see her dress. Because if it’s a hot pink shirt-dress gown, then my life will be vastly improved by such beauty.

Michael Fassbender!

#cen’estpastousleschatsfrancais

Their getting handsy under the table!
Look at this one. Leo casually latches on to Tobey’s honker and it makes him jump.

When I was about 22 ish (back when the Loch Ness monster was just a tadpole) a 60ish man put his hand down my skirt and squeezed my ass at a charity function. My then boyfriend tried to make me tell someone, but all I wanted to do was leave.

What? Shut up, it’s really dusty in here and I was chopping onions a minute ago.

Bingo DuBois, at your service for all your clown stripper needs.

John Cho is beautiful.

Bigots are big on trying to convince their critics that “this is how everyone is, you guys!” You’re right; it’s not boy talk. It’s sugar coated misogyny trying to disguise itself as something it’s not, and there are plenty of ignoramuses out there that believe the lie. And not in a good X Files kinda way, either.

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

She’s suggesting that her husband can’t stand up to peer pressure from Billy Bush. That might be more damning than the misogyny.

I’m almost finished with it, and am a big fan of what he did with it. He’s clearly a bright dude, and incorporated legit data with interesting anecdotes, findings that seemed reasonable, and feminist asides, all infused with (but not overwhelmed by) his comedic voice.

They’ve just had a bumper crop of Chris lately. Like that time I ambitiously planted three zucchini plants and then had to beg people to take the 5 billion zucchinis off my hands.

I worked on that analogy for weeks.