I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

In addition to everything else, we have to be on Megyn Kelley’s side.

Don’t do that! If he finds out what internment camps are he’ll definitely try to reinstate them.

You know, the Nazis had flair.

Or are doom and salvation synonymous in this case?

Absolutely. The Slot has been a gift.

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Pregnancy is so much more fun on Second Life. Er, minus the people who like to use their animals as surrogates.

Well, obviously nobody has visited recently if the ships were removed without anyone noticing. So who really cares?

This kind of behavior could explain why the fender of my car has “Bismarck” and “Kriegsmarine” printed on it. The dealer tried to claim it was a manufacturing quirk...

I googled it for you. Incidentally, Flakka is related to bath salts. That’s as far as I got.

Some possible good news for the Sioux is that with President elect Shithead attached to Energy Transfer Partners, it should be bankrupt within a few months.

Is it a Federal crime to forge adoption papers so that Michelle unwittingly becomes my Mom? And by “my” I mean the friend that I am asking for.

There was that one time she wore an expensive designer ballgown to an important State Dinner.

she is also tall and athletic.

she’s black and in their eyes black= unclassy

Oh, they do. I worked Xbox live support, and so many kids/teenagers/moms called in to report a complaint about their ban. One of the few times I enjoyed that job was explaining to a mother that her son was using an Xbox camera to send nudes to girls he met online. She calmly said, “Thank you, bye.” and hung up. I keep…

Say what you will about Steve Bannon, but the beauty of his soul is only matched by his physical appearance.

Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.