Welp, now I’m depressed.

In all fairness participation trophies are complete horseshit.

Yeah but they KILL BABIES THERE!

That’s what got me- stay on topic Donald, this is very important to other people

I didn’t catch it at first

Oh my god, when I said “that big lip’d nigger should hang from her neck until she turns even more blue than she is”, my words were totally misconstrued! Come on, guys...

Library porn?

And trying to do that yourself in the shower isn’t the same at all :(

+2 nuts on yo chin

Bath salts? BATH SALTS!!!!

They should use better product on your head too

Surely President-elect Trump will have a thoughtful, nuanced opinion on this

Evil.... goats?

People are asking why President Obama (it’s not Mr Obama yet!) is helping Donald out so much; sitting in meeting with him and advising him as best he can.

Oh shrinks. He’s gonna waste away.

I fail to see what being transgender has to do with her leaking military secrets?

*holes not wholes

It looks like he’s trying so hard not to fart (or shit his pants)

I’m revelling in it

His public speaking skills are abysmal