Yeah, 50 Shades isn't about BDSM. It's about a sociopath raping a childlike codependent in a world without repercussions or therapists.

And here I thought you made a fairly interesting point, but you're just randomly agro-ing out about blogs and college. Next you should call her "Internet Girl" and whine about Old Media.

Oh look! A troll, and a bunch of people lining up to feed him.

So, Promposals (elaborate proposals for anything, but especially for freaking Prom) are the Worst Thing, but this was adorable.

Suddenly Iggy Azalea feels a lot less important, huh...

Yeah, that last season (with the exception of the freedom riders flashback episode)... WOOF! Terrible.

So, I'm way glad that Korrasami is officially a thing, but my inner writing wonk really is rebelling at how poorly built-up it was. Until, like, the very very end, literally the last frame, they seem no different from good friends. I've seen girls who don't want to make sex faces at each other talk like that all the…

Oh, I dunno. She was adorably gormless and earthy on Sons of Anarchy.

Just gonna go ahead and say:

That gif is magnificent.

Most buying of any sort is done by white people, what 'cause we've got most of the purchasing power.

Yeah, it's not like sex is any part of her appeal.

I'm not sure how true it is that white artists do better than black artists, IN RAP. The only truly (critically, financially, enduringly) successful white rapper has been Eminem, who, despite being an awful human, is a legitimate powerhouse.

Oh wait, Azealia Banks said anti-Semitic shit, NOT Iggy Azalea. Whoops! That will learn them to both be named after the same flower. (It's funny, I know a girl named Azalea who's just the sweetest person. Ah well.)

Hah. Thanks, those were indeed entertaining. And we prefer "old crusty-ass Jewish dwarVES."

This is why I don't like and will never like Anonymous. Vigilantism is only ever cool in fiction. If only they'd stuck to victimizing rapists (who, apparently, are no worse than girls who have sex on camera?) with their unethical horseshit, I was vaguely resigned to their existence. Their anger toward rapists was…

Anti-Semitic shit? No I did not. Let me know and I'll report it to the Elders of Zion forthwith.

Rob Schneider — OPTION THIS BOOK!

Yeah, that picture's a kick. I'd say he looks like an affected hipster cruising for ladies, but that's a disservice to history's most loathsome mass murderer.

I believe I said mean things about Hugh Grant and nice things about the much-maligned K-Stew. Not a gender thing at all, but a commentary on movie star personas. It's fair to compare women to women, even if one comes off unfavorably.