And there is nothing at all in the world wrong with being a porn-star, if you're happy being one. Shine on, you porny diamond.

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I am a robot
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Anne Hathaway is the worst because she tries hard
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Jennifer Lawrence is my super bestie because self-effacing humor and feigned discomfort with trappings of stardom

"Yeah, I know how rich your are, 50 Shades. I know how many friends you have. No, you totally seem like a nice girl. I'm not really into those weird unsafe rape fantasies you have, and— I mean! Oh god, put your phone down! Close the Twitter! It's really not you, it's me! I had a breakdown. Wrong headspace! Okay?…

And just like That Dude, he realizes 50 Shades is a nice girl, and sure dating her is a really great opportunity, but yo, they're just not compatible and she throws up all sorts of red flags. He wasn't in his right mind when he asked her out anyway.

Emma's not wonderful. Or in my top twenty to play this part.

The joke absolutely is on the KKK. For all their awfulness, mainstream Caucasian celebrities now openly date black men.

Actually, I did not. People are free to be offended by stuff what offends them. If people of color find this joke offensive because it does not openly condemn the Ku Klux Klan, and think it treats "not letting them join" as the worst thing the Klan did, they are well within their rights. That's certainly a valid…

Except it's a two-line meme, not a dissertation comparing and contrasting the Kardashian sisters and the Ku Klux Klan. The joke is, "Our initials are also 'KKK' and we let black men inside us. Because penetrative heterosexual sex." I mean, she could add, "We also disapprove of the oppression, disenfranchisement,…

Brother. But yeah, I thought it was pretty lady-ballsy (ovary-y?) of her to post a joke about who she lets "in" at all.

As an unmitigated Jewish honkey, I will not tell any person of color whether they should or should not be offended. But I sure as hell can analyze a joke (it's like dissecting a frog; no one is interested, and the frog dies!)

Like all the good ones, I am taken. Also, I hear your husband comes to a bad end. :-)

I'm actually 100% sure it has. All manner of highly unlikely things happen. You are to hyperbole as you are to the rest of all arguments made by sane people.

It's fun when they defeat their own argument because they don't understand what words mean.

People who believe what you believe only get one piece of serious engagement from me. The parties are different. States run by Democrats tend to do better. The country tends to do better under the Democrats. They're not the real American liberal-progressive party we need, but I'll vote "a'ight" over "abjectly awful"…

If you think young people don't CARE, you're wrong. They definitely care. They simply feel hopeless and despondent. This election cycle, almost every candidate they could have voted for ran away at top speed from the president those young people elected, refused to talk about any issues, and pretty much just gave up.…

Such utter rubbish. The Democrats aren't "the lesser of two evils." They're a flawed, center-left party forced to the center-right by their far-right opposition.

I live in California, where it has been socially and fiscally pretty goddamn rad with a Democratic governor and Democratic majority.

For guy not make single sentence correct you sure does like throw around big words like post modern which really is postmodern or post-modern but their they're dont be sad yule get it someday.

Elphie. You just wrote Grampaw here a thoughtful, respectful piece making all the necessary points for a reasonable person to reconsider his position. He shook his cane harder and insisted that you were, in fact, on his lawn, and he would like it very much if that were no longer the case.

Okay. Let's say she wasn't joking at all. That she sincerely feels both rape-threateners and cat-callers belong in prison. The former certainly do. No question. The latter do not.

Ye gods, the lotta y'all.