Kinda looks like it’s saying “I’m Broken”. Fortunately this isn’t a Goddamn Electric, its a real carburated beast. It doesn’t look like any of the windows are Shattered. This could be restored, Becoming a vehicle with A New Level of awesomeness. I bet it will Walk away from the competition. What I wouldn’t give for…

I hope we get to see this Pantera brought back from the Cemetery Gates.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

Sounds like Mr. Kazemi can’t drive.

Halfa Romeo. Dur.

Long live Project Rustwood!

I’ll give him $10 if he puts my name overtop of yours.

No, I expect you to die.

So its a $45k VW Golf? Fuck no.

Would you rather own a smart car-sized F350 or an F350-sized smart car

(I think this GIF might be Jason’s fault, but it’s perfect.)

Oh, it’s Hialeah, that explains everything. Hialeah is the Florida of Florida. (native Miamian here, as a qualifier)

Most dogs like to go for a ride in the car. My dog likes to drive! And he seems to prefer sports cars. Maybe because they are low enough for his short little legs to climb into. Both of these pics were from when I left the car door open to go get something and I come back out and there he is...

He does love Fig Newtons

Do you think he might not have crashed if those window stickers weren’t in the way?

A tubbed Bricklin. That’s a new one on me.

Ive come to one-up everyone’s Bricklin SV-1 sightings

I saw the Z8 out in a parking structure in FL, the 959 wasn’t exactly out in the wild because it was at Laguna Seca...

and the last Chrysler woodie, which ran until 2004!