They broke my watch

stalls with no doors should be designated a hate crime.

that lightsaber

does it count if i can’t tell if i love it or hate it?

well lookit the guy with the good taste in wheels

pleeeeease tell me it’s this David Mitchell

this reminds me of the recall notice i got for my Crown Victoria’s headlights shitting out, of course, on the freeway at night

i don’t have a comment on your buying process

...what 17 year old lusts after a MKZ?

that is hilariously accurate to the one that just moved in here

are you at the Chik Fil A in Bellevue, Washington? It sounds like you’re at the Chik Fil A in Bellevue, Washington.

i’m sure this joke has already been made but

I dearly, dearly loved my RAT 7. No joke, most comfortable / best mouse I have ever owned

A: Because they’re not Japanese

holy hell, those are dope. i thought i knew most of the Neo Geo iterations (i have a regular old cabinet in my living room right now with the 161-in-1 cartridge), but never heard of that one. did you find it in the states?

Some minor factual inconsistencies in this part of the report:

if you beat it with a flash light mod... did you REALLY beat it

I am so, so bummed that Samurai Shodown didn’t take this approach. Their SF IV/V look just doesn’t work for me.

Swapped my LS1-swapped S14 for a ‘03 GS300 Sport Design recently, just couldn’t handle how crap the 240's chassis is on bad roads. You might love the GS, it’s so damn smooth and nice inside. I think it even handles great, for being a bit porky. I mean it’s not fast. But that’s just an Aristo swap away from fixing that…