‘backed up by a five-speed stick and AWD’

if you’re heel striking while running you’re already blowing it.

‘finally, the recognition i deserve’

it’s almost been done
down 2 cylinders, but i’m still impressed

actually that still sounds like crap.

i don’t actually have a comment to go along with this

LET MELEE DIEEEEeee

Being a tester requires literally zero experience. They’ll hire anybody with a pulse, the turnover is huge. How many 20 year olds out there think ‘I get to play videogames for money!’ Basically you can succeed if you even show up regularly. Those that don’t get cycled out, and new ones show up. Of course they’re…

how do we get somebody with measles to attend one of these

“Looks great!”

bring back ALL the modern classics

hey look, it’s Firefox’s market share!

Oh look! A bunch of stuff everybody wants!

a bronco was not a pickup truck.

correct take.

approach angle increased by 1%

the only actual thing types of people like this will buy:

IVE SEEN ONE OF THESE IN PERSON

oh no

Kojima is up his own ass so far I have trouble understanding how so many people decide to join him there.