I don't bleed. And I don't need a voice modulator to sound intimidating, either. Take a seat, Batfleck.

Much like Roy leaping from a prison transport, the writers stuck the landing. Much like Whatever-Rank-He-Is Lance, my heart was about to burst. And much like Oliver Queen and Ron Burgundy, I was trapped in a glass case of emotion.

I could see that. From Chuck's perspective, Jimmy, who's had a very charmed life, lucked into a gold mine: a multi-million-dollar federal class-action suit. He didn't do the "hard work" of building a reputation over several years and cases, as Chuck did. This aggravates Chuck's acute case of elder sibling syndrome as…

Also: Reverse-Flash's shape-shifting device brought back memories of Fringe.

FLASH: "There's a bomb on my wrist! What do I do? I can't get it off!"
ARCHER: "Uh…phasing?"

Mark Hamill is a national treasure. He was having an utter blast this episode, and it seemed like the whole cast fed off that energy.

No, that explains my hatred of corporate attorneys. I hate humanity because they're basically a plague of locusts.

The guy who points out the blatantly obvious?

Yet he seemed to genuinely feel bad about it. Tool? Definitely. Dick? Somewhat, and much less so than Chuck.

I'd like to think he was carrying out Chuck's wishes the whole time.

Do we think Jimmy takes his revenge on Chuck by having him involuntarily committed?

drunk self-destructive Jimmy is going to tank it all

Ho door?

I went to a top-20 law school. Of my classmates who went to the Ivies or a prestigious private school for undergrad, about 90% were douchebags.

1) It's a psychosomatic illness.
2) I'd consider finding a new, less racially charged nickname. Chuck the Schmuck?

I think Chuck knows it's a betrayal. He feels bad about doing it, but he clearly doesn't feel guilty. Even if he believes his "majesty of the law" bullshit, he's clipping Jimmy's wings. And even if he believes his brother is still "Slippin' Jimmy" at heart, he's still his brother.

*Southwest. Can't replace pimento.

That's hardly Jimmy/Saul's fault. Walter wasn't a "lion" until he decided to poison a child, which caused Jimmy/Saul to attempt to withdraw from representation.

Vertigogurt? Frogurtigo?

twitching parkour-ing spastically