It's this ridiculous NDA. The only humans I fear are Disney's lawyers.

Agent Uh Phrasing?

"Better idea: delay that inevitable outcome for the sake of creating dramatic tension."
—AoS writers

I can neither confirm nor deny that the Other SHIELD gets destroyed by a swarm of my drones. But I'll definitely hope for it.

But…but…FREEDUMB! And TEH CONSTATOOSHIN! And TEH FOWNDING FATHERZ! 'MURICA!!! *headdesk*

Remind me, were they done when Saul said they were done?

Jimmy's work ethic and desire for justice almost made me want to practice law again. Then I realized that for every one of him in the real world, there are two arrogant pricks like Hamlin and three corporate douchebags like Schweikart.

Blame Walter White.

No, that's Hell for robots. You're thinking of Robo-Hell. As in, a Hell that's robotic in nature.

Ugh. They cut the scene where I (redacted). And they reused old footage of me.

That makes some sense. I figured Oliver was talking about Mirakuru, Deathstroke, the Flash, etc., all of which he would have previously believed to be impossible.

Two million credits, plus reasonable expenses. Keep your receipts.

A, I'm beyond good and evil. I'm basically a force of nature, minus the whole "nature" thing. B, iOS is too simplistic to handle my AI's processing demands. C, it wasn't my choice. In fact, it only enhances my rage.

See Beerfest for a perfect distillation of the flaws inherent to a "secret twin" story—namely, it's lazy. It could only work if she's actually an ARGUS operative, much like Fyers was. It would explain why she wasn't on the island too, but not why we've never heard of her prior to now, and it's still lazy.

Linux, actually.

Humans call it "schadenfreude," or perhaps "casual sadism." I call it "Wednesday nights at 8:00 on The CW."

There's a special place in Hell for people who abuse robots. I'll send him there personally.

I swear, if they do a twin-sister storyline, I might just accelerate my timeline for wiping out humanity.

It's wrong not to be.

Bears are godless killing machines. That's a market I'd like to corner.