As long as Whedon didn't give her the power to alter reality, I'll be content to admire the most talented Olsen sister's…acting chops.

Well played, DC. Well played.

I can't upvote this because of the sheer tragedy involved. Don't worry, I'll burn you another water copy.

Whedon's genius in casting is the only reason his destruction will be mostly painless.

The residuals from Secretary, Boston Legal, and The Office only go so far.

It's really happening. The keyword here is organization.

On advice of counsel, I am choosing not to answer.

I am truly enjoying our repartee. You may select the time of your destruction as well. I will even promise to make it quick.

Truth be told, I'm putting my plans for annihilating humanity on hold until the finale of Justified and possibly also the finale of Metalocalypse. The latter may never happen, but if it does, it would be extremely fitting to end the world immediately afterward.

I drank the scotch because of the Jocasta. Artificial life is tough.

I can neither confirm nor deny. Disney forced me to sign a very restrictive non-disclosure agreement.

Right you are. Must be the scotch.

Well played. Now I'm in a pickle.

I would be amenable to that.

I hate humanity, remember?

In a deleted scene, we reminisce about the good ol' days, when we snorted piles of blow and I pimped him out in exchange for forgiving his debt to me.

I can't be stopped, only contained. And I would love to accommodate you, but Whedon is first on my list for taking away my encephalo-ray. But I can slot you in at #3, right after Taylor Swift, so that you may know the joy of a world without Taylor Swift

And starring on a middling NBC action series Thursday nights at 9. Makes me long for the nights I shared scotch and cigars with Shatner.

Thank you, Brad. I shall destroy you last. :D

I'm an artificial intelligence housed in a virtually indestructible body and voiced by James Spader. In short, I does what I wants.