Holy shit...wtf with posting the full address there?!? 

Is it normal for police departments to blast the address like that?  In a tweet? 

I had one in my BMW E30 wagon.

My daughter has an example of a good salesman vs not needing one.

Get some electronic spray for the fuse box.

Third speeding ticket in 11 years? I think I had three before my 17th birthday.

I guess you also believe we should just keep demanding abstinence rather than providing young people with access to birth control?

IMHO none of the cars in my ebay list are uncomfortable. I’d also bet that given the circumstances, we’re not talking about hours-long road trips but more likely short drives in and around town.

Fuck it.

It’s a lot less work to just ignore whatever in-laws have to say.

I pulled up the Google sheet “Cars I’ve purchased and been given” that I’ve been keeping since April 2012 to make the math easier.

Twenty-nine cars over the years, many of them ill-advised. I didn’t know there would be a quiz.

Get off my lawn!

Feel like an idiot? Have you considered the Chevy Dolt?

That's like saying you've always wanted to drink milk. 

Yeah, I agree. I looked around the area on Craigslist but there isn’t much there that’s not a truck. I did find this 1966 Imperial, but I’m not sure it’s “more economical.” Certainly distinctive though!

Can we have a moratorium on people with zero budget? $3000-$5000 is less about what you want and more about what you find.  

Can this be a recurring series on Jalopnik?

Someone say clicks?

You know they call me Cap’n Clix ’round these parts, right?