Jesus. I knew Gottlieb was an arrogant, self-absorbed prick, but what the fuck is he talking about?? His ‘job’ is done? What fucking job? Pointless arguing that doesn’t even qualify as shitty ‘debate’ because all it does is open a door to a possibility that doesn’t even exist, which is a possibility he pulls out of…

To boost sales, promoters say that, immediately following the fight, Mayweather will face McGregor in a spelling bee.

Good grief people... not only will this be a terrible fight, but it will but money in the hands of genuinely terrible people. Please don’t spend your money on this. Spend it on booze and hookers if you want, but don’t give it to these assholes.

Sorry. I shouldn’t comment after eating a pot brownie.

When you really think about it, your entire life, the lives of everyone around you, of everyone who ever lived, is still a small sample size. That’s why you shouldn’t be a betting man. Or be one, it doesn’t matter, as nothing really matters in the context of the universe.

The implication that teams (and fans) are “giving” these players “everything” out of anything other than self-interest is particularly hilarious

I mean good for them. Lifetime ban for anyone caught pulling that bullshit would be nice. And fans need to police themselves. If some chucklefuck is screaming racist shit, tell an usher immediately. Do you really want America to group you in with the worst parts of your sports fandom?

There is an official beer of the NFL and every NFL team. Fuck this guy.

On the one hand, I really want to shit on Robert Kraft’s grave. On the other hand, I really hate lines.

Pfff, 1.2 pounds is for suckers.

Hey people, some advice: you *don’t actually have to use Twitter*. You might find you’re a lot happier just letting other people aggregate the funny or informative stuff instead, or just ignoring it entirely!

Note to Self:

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

This is all very unfair to poor Sage Steele. She makes it clear it’s not herself she’s worried about—it’s all the OTHER flyers (some of them immigrants too, by golly by gum!) who were being inconvenienced for whom Sage Steele’s heart wept. And all because some untidy and obstreperous liberals got a little upset about…

He also invited Williams to stay at his house

“the head of a player who is currently being,”