The optional “PepBoys Special” 2015-2018 FoST wheel is a personal “favorite” of mine. I tried very hard, in my marketing manager capacity at the time, to make a different one happen, but was outvoted. Sorry.

That...is not a 2001 Focus.

Fhuuuuuuck, no.

Yes, because they totally have a bunch of “old WRC cars” to “bring over”.

I’ve put a deposit down with West Herr Toyota a couple days ago. No markup. Hopefully I can keep it below $40K all in. Worth a five-hour trek.

How do you feel about Subaru Imprezas? VW Golfs? Ford Focuses?

Butbutbutbutbut who will protect me from the antifas?

Since vengeful troll Brownell stuck me back in the grays, I doubt this will be seen by many, but let me put a word in for manual transmissions. Don’t give a fuck if they’re slower than DSGs or autos. I’ll keep rowing my own until they take them from my cold dead hands.

Hold the presses, “practical” now means a German 2.0T with 129K miles and “a few issues”. Mercedes, I expect better from you.

It’s been one race. Settle down.

Don’t be obtuse. Merc wouldn’t be in this position were it not for RBR’s double DNF and RBR aren’t going to double-DNF every week.

Let’s be fair here, Merc were only quick enough to finish 5-6. RBR handing them a couple of spots has nothing to do with their quickness.

>>>Hulkenberg is hulkenback to the F1 paddock this weekend, sitting in for Seb Vettel in the opening round of the season in Bahrain, who has tested positive for COVID-19.

Only with a CVT.

The Hulkenberg circlejerk is getting tiring. There’s nothing special about this guy. Literally not a thing, yet everyone pines for him as though he was the second coming of the second coming of Alain Prost. Fuck’s sake.

“Eventually”.

I mean, there are always window-mounted suction cup arms?

The Opel Corsa of a couple generations ago (circa 2015) had the same thing. Asinine. 

That Brawn is hideous, as were all of 2009 cars.

Not even close. I know you only started watching 20 years ago, but maybe go have a conversation with Blackstock before spouting off yet another shit take.