“I don’t ever think about what age I am or who is facing me,’’ Colon said through an interpreter after the game.

You’d think with all of the unspoken rules in baseball, surely one would be ‘you should have your corporate headquarters in the municipality that you’ve cheated out of resources for years and years.’

I would disagree that free agency is the bigger culprit. Players usually settle in with a team, they develop friendships, they have a family and set roots, they want to win in their current environment. If players and teams have a chance to, they’ll sign a contract extension if there are no external factors at play.

You seem to be implying that Dez can run 50 yards without dropping the ball.

I’m a little confused by the photo. Does he really have four armpits?

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

1 Brewers Way, Milwaukee, WI 53214. Sure it is near the edge of city limits and the city limits are gerrymandered a bit to include the zoo, but it is in Milwaukee. It is 3 miles from downtown, not in some far flung suburb. You make it seem like it is to the level of nonsense of Levi Stadium being 45 miles from San…

“Vulgarian? I’ve never even been to Vulgaria!”
- 45, probably

Nine and one-half inches tall?

Look, I’m penis not here looking for dink a fight, but it’s weiner misandrist comments like dick yours that make peepee it so hard for men boner and women to unite dong against common enemies like 45.

Wow, this team’s motto truly should be “Nah, maybe we should just pass instead!”

False. Miller Park is good.

This is a bad take. Brewers’ games are actually pretty great. The city always supports the team through the good and bad. Thousands of fans fill the parking lots for pre-game tailgating, and Miller Park is a cool stadium.

Ever been?

Bayatpour: “Schlemiel!”

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

Oh cool. Hang on a second ... Yep, he’s still a douche.

It’s because golf, like tennis, is a bullshit country-club rich asshole sport and those snowflakes can’t handle a little noise while they’re doing whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

Get money for something you can see for free on the internet?

A movie told from the POV of a 12 yr old (correct age?) kid about a bunch of other 10-14 yr old boys in the 60s has scenes regarding girls that aren’t totally on point with 2018 views? Why I never!