It was the drunk driving that made him an asshole, not being undocumented.

Imagine if we didn’t have illegals in our country? There’d be no more drunk drivers!

If only there had been a giant wall. That would surely have kept him out.

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

Me and my boy Gaear prefer the ones up in Brainerd.

It’s going to come out that he was late to a practice or team flight or some other bullshit. Sometimes NFL coaches are so up their own ass.

Okay, Japan has officially gone too far with their vending machines.

Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

More importantly, UCF beat UConn in the Civil ConFLiCT rivalry game, 49-24. And nothing matters as much as that rivalry, surely, with such an amazing trophy.

Good thing they’re still riding high on UCF’s national championship!!

True Patriots will stand for the flag on Super Bowl Sunday.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

Yeah that would have earned Hot Sauce a size 12 in the chili beans.

Defender didn’t slap the floor, how can you play D if you don’t slap the floor. he never had a chance.

I would happily to guard Hot Sauce and collect my $50 as I lay on the Phillips Arena floor.

Well, a suburb of Atlanta.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

Nii-ugh. Hold on, Niiiiiaaaah. Nnnnnniiiiiiahhhh.

Britt McHenry made me side with a tow trucking company. I hate her for that.