As the medical team worked on the fallen player, making sure he wasn’t dead yet, did you notice all the players kneeling on the field? Those sons-of-bitches, they should be fired!

Well if he’s an Orlando, Houston, LA, or Atlanta fan... you can certainly make the argument that Dwight poisoned his team’s locker room.

Holy macaroni what a bad take

So who was the guy that used 11 that made it Okay to say that everybody’s just using ten?

Dallas Cowboys hold team prayer that there won’t be domestic violence charges against any players this week.

You don’t see the difference between going on a racial tirade and quietly expressing that cops shouldn’t be able to murder innocent black people?

If I went on a racial tirade in my office, you bet your life I would be out.

Someone else said it much better than I.

shit, when did football get taken off the list of sports? did it take chess, bowling, and poker with it?

*reads news about politics concerning Raul Mondesi*

Theory: She had one in mind, but it’s something intense and involved (“I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders”) and when he presented his totally banal list (“I enjoy breathing and looking at things that are in front of me”) she panicked and gave up.

This is the straw that broke the camel’s back. There will be no alum donation from me this year, Penn State.

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

What i like about this bears team is that THEY decide when their bye week is. not the NFL

On the contrary, he probably studied really hard to get that unpaid internship.

I can’t because I am THAT neighbor.

Always fucking highlight truthers.

This is no surprise Barry - we all know videos from Asia blur any action after second base.

So I guess they blur out any guys scoring over there, huh?