The big problem with that, and it’s my gripe with the NBA and always has been, is that it almost makes the regular season irrelevant. Parity is huge in terms of the spectacle of watching and not knowing who is gonna be the champ. But 3 years in a row of the same damn Finals matchup? And everyone has been predicting…

He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.

Dumbshits whose names are acronyms, ranked.

Except in cases where you’re required to by an HOA, care about your property values, or care about your relationship with your neighbors.

WHY DO HAET AMERICA AND THE SOLJERS WHO DIED FOR YOU’RE RIGHT TO MAKE THST COMEMET=!!1!

I can’t even tell the teams apart because of those stupid fucking uniforms.

I expect there will be a lot of ‘concerns’ by Republicans who are very ‘troubled’ by this, but in the end they’ll just want to ‘keep an eye on the situation’ (as they slowly back away into the bushes)

Yea, but that was different, that was a Democrat! It’s totally different now. Because Paul Ryan has no actual morals or beliefs, he just plays like he does on TV.

The evolution of the Garbage Truck ;)

Coach, take me out. I’m done.

So weird to see the Knicks in those white and blue uniforms.

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For context of how shocking the 44/47 arrest figure is, Banks County is 93% white.

This will probably be the fastest trot on an outside the parker this year, yeah?

He’s gonna have some FANTASTIC pallbearers.

Kind of an extreme way to make the move to skeleton

Props to him for both graduating and being woke enough to be self-deprecating. The latter is sorely lacking in pro sports, in the long run it may even get him farther than his degree.

Only true 90's kids will remember Kellyanne Conway

If that’s how he talks to Jazz Bear, imagine what he must have said to poor Rocky.

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