His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

Yeah I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure kite surfing works better when the wind is blowing. The kite surfer seems to be in on the secret

I expected something to go “horribly wrong” but instead my thought was “dude might be dumb but that looks fucking awesome.”

You realize that he drove the P1 at Yas Marina because that’s where the company made it available to the press right? They did not “copy” Harris. They probably drove it within hours of each other.

Thanks for the dumb, click bait title Jalopnik. The title ENTIRELY misrepresents what the video shows. B-squad writing titles today?

That was 100% intentional and well done. There’s zero “going wrong” in that. He gets a great jump and then does a 1 leg and hold on the board before landing expertly. Going out in 25mph…

Some facts for those that are unaware of kitesurfing stuff:

Honestly, if he is pro-level, I get the feeling he knows what he’s getting into. Pro surfers go out and catch massive waves and accept the risks in doing so, I’m guessing this guy knows and accepts the risks too. Judging by the nicely stuck landing, he’s not just some idiot.

I expected to see some carnage...and sadly there was none to be had. Only a dude with massive balls of steel having the ride of his life.

There was nothing wrong about this. He landed that shit like a boss.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Actually first they came for the mimes but everyone was pretty okay with that.

All I know is, anyone who puts on a scary clown outfit nowadays had some pretty big shoes to fill.

Did anyone else assume this was viral marketing for the new IT movie?

I think he’s just upset that there’s a Matthew in Florida who blows worse than he does.

I was heartened by how many of the responses encouraged him to go stand on the beach and test out his theory.

Work parking lot

Here I am, sitting at my desk drinking cold coffee, some guy is in the Austrian mountains taking pictures of stunning cars.

Counterpoint:

You don’t double up when you get a beer at a stadium?

This guy is my spirit road animal.