I know! I feel like looking at people all bundled up on transit just makes me feel even hotter. I’ve actually gotten light headed enough (a few times) that I’ve had to sit down on the floor or I’ll collapse. This thankfully convinces at least one person to give me their seat. Which I feel bad about but dang, do i…

lol tell me about it. It’s taken me 2 solid years to figure out how to layer these coats so that I’m not freezing but not passing out on the subway/bus.
Anyway, I need sales connections like that. I should probably stop spending more often and just “invest” so to speak. But I’m basically a goldfish when it comes to…

Ah!! my reply is late af, but thanks for the sales tip! I’ve been wanting to invest in another coat (something non-parka), and i know they always have a few peacoats. I always assume coat sales happen later in the year, but maybe i can find a nice transition coat at least.

To be fair, I think a large majority of that staff were unemployable. Just in comparison to Michael they looked like all stars lol

but....Dwight shot a gun in the office...

This is such a pleasant surprise. I recently started playing the Sims 4 (after skipping out on most of the Sims 3) which still has rooms for improvement but is still so much fun! Plus, as much as I love lots of different games, it’s hard to go back to The Sims and not feel a bit nervous about judgement. I don’t know…

I got a TNA Parka from Aritzia. It’s not the prettiest coat, but boy is it practical. I can appreciate a more “sporty” look in a coat, but I’ll admit that I hate wearing it to formal occasions. It was super expensive, but it’s the warmest thing I’ve ever own and retains heat like an oven. It also has removable layers…

“Is that yellow blob a coin or a banana peel? Better stand 1ft away from the screen to be sure” - my inner thoughts

A classmate grabbed my ass at a party once, so I turned around and slapped him in the face. He got really upset and I was like “If you want to touch me without permission, I’ll do the same”. I also did this to a random guy at a bar because he groped my friend in front me.

They’ve earned their titles and wear them proudly. Especially Little Monster. It’s basically her raison d’être.

Adorable! Veronica looks very sweet. My cats also love to block access to my electronics. Apparently they only want my attention when I’m not trying to force it on them.

But you can’t even play League matches unless you play Ranked mode and reach a B rating! I hate ranked games in all multiplayer and i only played a few matches in Ranked mode, but I think it’s gonna take me forever to reach a B rating (I am an adult with a job Nintendo!). I dont’ see why i can’t play with friends in a…

Us forgetful people have to stick together! I always make an effort to return items to their owners or at least the lost and found.

I had a bad habit of leaving my wallet or purse in stupid places and have always managed to get them back. One day luck won’t be on my side :(

Yeah, and to be honest, driving in FL is a fucking madhouse. I don’t live there, but I family and friends who claim that there are car accidents ALL THE TIME. It’s impossible to merge or make left turns because no one lets you in. There are no laws punishing people for texting or even talking on the phone while they…

This was your one chance and ya blew it!

“I’m Player-Somewhat-More-Well-Known now,” he added, letting out a sigh that transformed into a slight chuckle.

I’m pretty sure every guy I’ve fucked has gone out of their way to get front row seats to my butthole.

Holy fuck these are nice. I think you’ve started a new obsession for me. <3

nah, i’m 27, and that’s my ideal party. Except with red wine, and maybe leaving early at 11pm.

M&Ms also refers to their candy as lentils. It’s really bizarre and was something i wasn’t expecting when my company worked with them. Maybe it’s just a Mars brand thing?