Just because I never saw him actually display those behaviours doesn’t mean he hadn’t sure as shit done it.

After many years living in Los Angeles, a friend and I decided to take the midnight tour of the Queen Mary (which consistently ranks among the most haunted places in America and is now an event center/hotel combo). The midnight tour is run by a psychic, and includes a full tour of the ship, so we figured it would be a…

I bind you Azealia from doing harm- harm against other people and harm against yourself.

My mother saved a copy of the newspaper from the day all of her kids were born - I was born the day Rachel killed her kids, so I had an incredibly cheerful newspaper headline, let me tell you.

Just here to marvel at the amazing writing of those stories! I remember being on the edge of my seat last year, convinced that Alan or Dozer would end up dead.

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

Pictured: Matt Lauer trying to hold in a fart.