What if I told you I had both.

Let me tell you what’s wrong with your attempt at humor: all of those people are real people. Obviously those choices would be historically inaccurate. An Asian Spider-Man though? Why the hell not. Spider-Man is a fictitious character.

Hey now, might not be so bad. I doubt it, but imagine if they got their hands on a JJ-fied Excelsior before the end of the movie.

Literally Washington D.C.