IT’S. CELINE.

If you haven’t seen her, Hendricks is delightful as “Chair”, the maid in Comedy Central’s “Another Period”.

I cannot stop pronouncing his name in my head as “TEE-ga”. TEE-ga. TEE-ga. TEE-ga.

I hope that is a brand new bag on Anne’s head, because God knows I wouldn’t want the dirt, sparkles, crumbs, etc. that line my purse bottom falling into my hair. Ew.

Hey wait a second... we all missed something VERY IMPORTANT in this article because of Bieber and Tyga and Fallon.

This is vitally important!

I hated entourage for all its frat-boy- boys-club horse shit. I FUCKING LOVE BALLERS. Riddle me that.

I HAVE Deepest Blue on my phone. Two versions. One from Ministry of Sound. And I’m OLDER than you, LOL!

Banger...or early 2000s sounding Ministry of Sound retread?

She was looking for some work—she didn’t want a fling—when she got a nanny job with Ben and Jen this spring. What was she to do, what was she to say, she needed the money. But over the next few months her bosses went to war—she was there to watch the children, but their father saw more. She had youth! Jen went poof!…

I mean if I was a celebrity I probably would love them. It seems like the paps are SO obsessed with the Kardashian/Jenner clan that maybe they harass the non-attention whoring celebrities a little less?

This is what I say about the goddamn Kardashians all the time and Jez will not heed my pleas. Like seriously, why do they give them power by reporting on every goddamn stupid piece of vapid drivel that falls from their plastic, bloated faces? Why do they insist on keeping this herpetic clan and all their infected…

I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…

OK so I’m gonna be THAT person-

Calvin Harris gets a lot of hate because his older stuff is beautiful (You’re Not Alone) and fun (Merrymaking at My Place), and his offerings in the past few years have been boring as fuck. He has definitely been overplayed, which is part of it, but I think the other part is just general disappointment. At least,…

Aidan Turner’s hairy chest is everything.

Indubitably.

Oh, man. Horatio.

YES. Remember when they did like, all of Dickens? I re watch Bleak House regularly.

I’m OK even without recaps if we could get a place to talk about the episodes on Monday. I need a safe space to talk about Aidan Turner!